Got this forward yesterday. Bye all, going back.
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u DON’T, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u DON’T, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u DON’T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON’T LOVE him;
If u DO!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u DON’T, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..
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Thursday, February 6th, 2003 @ 9:37 pm
definitely correct! all guys are JERK