The Truth about Marriage
1. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
2. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense
3. It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
4. It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank ……the maid.
5. It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
6. A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
7. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby, When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
8. Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries ortroubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
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