Top 20 programmers excuses

posted 31 December ,2003 @17:01

20. “That’s weird…”
19. “It’s never done that before.”
18. “It worked yesterday.”
17. “How is that possible?”
16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
14. “There is something funky in your data.”
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
12. “You must have the wrong version.”
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
10. “I can’t test everything!”
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
7. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
4. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?”
1. “It works on my machine.”

:P





Bookmarks

posted 31 December ,2003 @03:53

i havent updated the web site links page for more than 1 yr already. just directly exported my own firebird bookmarks and uploaded it to this site. it is raw.

i not sure whether i got disclose anything sensitive. hope the resources will help alot.





The Rose

posted 31 December ,2003 @00:11

Some say love it is a river
That drowns the lender reed
Some say love it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love it is a hunger
An endless aching need
I say love it is a flower
And you it’s only seed





Spining

posted 29 December ,2003 @23:22

this afternoon, i just suddenly felt my desk spining, everything infront me spining. is there any problem wif my body?

quite scarry, i thought i would die soon.

so dizzy. i need more rest n plenty water.





Wordpress

posted 27 December ,2003 @23:17

integrate the b2 into wordpress, instead of b2evo, which i intend to use it in this afternoon. nonstop looking into the monitor screen, modifying those codes for more than 8 hrs…….

revised my code here n there. even the html code i’ve been using so long also got some errors.

i’m getting blurry. headache.





B2 evo

posted 27 December ,2003 @16:28

whole afternoon trying to moving b2 to b2evo, a better blog engine. b2evo has more function n feature than the original b2.

but it is slightly weird in the config part. i’m confused :| .

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